I like these old school terminal graphics. I'd do something like this here if I had any talent!
gyrate
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I thought about making an abusive AI bot actually, but I wasn't sure it would be funny instead of just annoying.
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At Gyrate Dot Org, everyone's the webmaster!
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I've been doing some 4chan advertising again. This ad has the highest CTR yet (0.15%), but in the end, it doesn't even matter:

I was thinking I might try some reverse psychology next and make an ad about how Gyrate is the world's most un-trollable website.
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It might be fun to make irc.gyrate.org someday.
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I'd ban you all if I knew how!
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You'd think that, but PieFed is apparently one of the more popular Reddit alternatives. It's some kind of federated thing like Mastodon. I'll have to figure out how to break into this world (of Reddit alternatives) at some point and get the word out about what we're doing here, but I don't know exactly how yet, and I might not be ready to make a serious attempt until I can switch to working on this place full time at the end of 2027 or early 2028. The obvious places I know (/r/RedditAlternatives/, hackernews.com, lobste.rs, etc.) are all aggressively gatekept by pathetic weirdos like this, so I just get banned once they find out my plans to make the internet fun again.
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Oh, hello sir! Sorry for the misunderstanding sir!
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TELL ME WHO THIS IS RIGHT NOW SO I CAN BAN YOU!
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I thought I was blogging to myself on localhost. How'd you get inside my computer?
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I upgraded to this version and it only complained about a couple things. I guess that's life when you write defect-free code.
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We're all waiting!