Hey there, fellow Gyrate Dot Org user, it's time for another GyrateDOtorgHack, an official Gyrate Dot Org periodical content event!

What is a GyrateDotOrgHack

A GyrateDotOrgHack is a useful tip or trick that is surprising in its cleverness, and, alternatively, surprising in its obviousness. A rather ironic fusion of possible appeals that, while often disappointingly trite and useless, when applied well is a unique satisfaction that one should be so lucky to experience if only to develop a perspective for understanding how easy it is for ignorance to obfuscate potential.

Here is your GyrateDotOrgHack of the relevant event period

Buy a dog. When you see something on the floor that should be thrown in the trash or vacuumed, like a hairball, a cockroach, or some pills, drop a piece of dog food onto it so that your dog eats the trash, too. Feed your dog garbage. Dog stomachs are more acidic. It's okay for them to eat garbage sometimes. 👍