we are gathered here today to pay our respects to another worthless dead todo comment left in a codebase by a dumbfuck developer who is too autistic or stupid to communicate with anybody in order to document future work requirements and prefers to leave hints of his inadequacy throughout the code base like a serial killer subconsciously leaving breadcrumbs with a secret desire of being caught.

here lies #todo: add pagination we hardly knew ye, and we never will, because the person who wrote you had no intention of ever even reading you again