gyrate
I'm going to keep trying until I find something I can run in perpetuity that gets at least a 0.3% CTR (which is what the internets say a decent ad should be getting on 4chan). So if you have any fun ideas, post them below.
there is no chance of getting .3% ctr on 4chan. I don't believe it. maybe you should just lie and say gyrate is a new linux kernel fork without communism. that might get a big ctr on /g/