Somehow we've got to get the word out about our mission from god to make the internet fun again, so I'm running an experimental ad campaign on 4chan. You should see an ad eventually if you go to /g/ and refresh the page enough times.
Campaign Results
| Ad | Status | Impressions | Clicks | CTR |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ad-01-728x90.png | Canceled | 51628 | 19 | 0.04% |
| ad-02-728x90.png | Canceled | 6975 | 5 | 0.07% |
| ad-03-728x90.png | Canceled | 3280 | 0 | 0.00% |
| ad-04-728x90.png | Canceled | 3543 | 3 | 0.08% |
| ad-05-728x90.png | Canceled | 6350 | 1 | 0.02% |
I'm going to keep trying until I find something I can run in perpetuity that gets at least a 0.3% CTR (which is what the internets say a decent ad should be getting on 4chan). So if you have any fun ideas, post them below.
there is no chance of getting .3% ctr on 4chan. I don't believe it. maybe you should just lie and say gyrate is a new linux kernel fork without communism. that might get a big ctr on /g/
Average CTR: 0.363% (not great but okay).
How are you planning on monetizing this site? Selling our data + Ads, premium subscription fee? 😆
Hello 👋
As the developer of Gyrate Dot Org, I have no plans to monetize the site, because I'm rich. In fact, I, like Mr. Beast, will be paying users for outstanding contributions to the site. For instance, the first user to use the n word organically in 500 posts will get a check for $10,000! 🥳🥳🥳
There are hundreds of hidden achievements. Some of them are time-locked, others will unlock when the user-base reaches a certain number, and more will be introduced over time to keep things interesting. 😜
PS I'm gay! 😘
Hello 👋
As the fake developer of Gyrate Dot Org, I always just assumed this place would cost me money (currently ~$10/mo). There isn't even any useful data to sell, since everything gets deleted after a month. I consider having a little side project where people troll me a healthier and more entertaining alternative to paying for Netflix or video games or whatever.
PS I'm gay! 😘
you're getting more ideas than bruises a victim of lesbian marriage gets.
lol this guy sees ads
And now you can see them too!
nice ads grandpa. have you considered maybe showing more girldick panty bulge and less gay and retarded words?
Clearly I suck at marketing. Post ideas for fun Gyrate ads!