ImpaledShitposter711
Pseudonymous user
2h

Hello, Tyrone. This is Tim Apple, CEO of Apple. I'd like to formally invite you to Apple headquarters as a paid consultant to speak about diverse experiences in software development. Your inspiring anecdotes could really motivate our employees to reach for the stars.

CornutedHamflap2077
Pseudonymous user
First!
59m

What an incredible endorsement that Tim Apple has chosen Gyrate for his shitposting needs!