FuckedPrick
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so the reddit alternatives subreddit is basically just a bunch of jo crystal bros looking for buddies to ideate about narwhal bacon 3.0?

just fucking build a web site and shut the fuck up or at least say something cool instead of all this faggy permission-and-affirmation-seeking crybaby bullshit like gusy...how are we going to get users...it's so hard...to connect with other human...

you're not, faggot! nobody likes you, and everybody knows you're a creepy weirdo. fuck off and do what reddit does, generate fake content using ai and other algorithms in order to defraud investors and advertisers with fake analytics.

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TranspilledGothenjoyer
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I’m going to tell them you posted this and they’re going to downvote and ban you! 🤭

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FuckedPrick
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i don't know a whole lot about how this internet thing works, but if i ever see you in real life i am going to murder you with my gun

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TranspilledGothenjoyer
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The joke’s on you buddy. I never leave my house, but if I did, my magic crystal would protect me.

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Posting this felt like I was introducing a bunch of Sunday school kids to death metal.

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FuckedPrick
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maybe you'll get something out of it, but it feels more like asking c students to ditch school to go throw rocks at train cars. none of these people know how to have fun. they lack imagination. there's a huge subset of humanity that functions entirely on mirror neurons, so you need to have thor or hulk smiling and laughing or some video game character monologuing about how happy they are for these idiots to mimic what others tell them fun is.

here's a good example of what needs to be done https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773886114125755.webm

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Sadly, you're 100% correct. Have some updoots!

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I'll keep trolling these dorks, but damn, everyone is so much better at making things look pretty than I am. 😭

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