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I updated the logo to create a vector from the bitmap they gave me. I totally redrew the entire thing in Inkscape and just let myself be creative. Here's the old and new branding for comparison:

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Oh yeah, Adobe has a pretty cool web service for converting bitmap images to vector graphics. It isn't particularly sophisticated, but it made my life a lot easier for getting the joker grin into a vector format. I had to do a bit of manual editing, but it turned out pretty nice.

I'm tired of shitty web sites full of garbage. It's such a soul-sucking waste of effort to come up with copy that nobody will ever read and that nobody cared about to begin with. The goal was simple: show when classes are, how much they cost, and how to contact the owners.

They didn't have a web site before. The owner talked about wanting to attract more kids so he can get a regular kids class going, and I want my kids to spend more time in the gym and have more bodies to work with, so it seemed like a fun opportunity to do something simple and creative.

There's still some stuff I'd like to do (social links in the header, and update the schedule presentation so it's a little more attractive), but I think this is a good representation of the type of web site philosophy I've developed with regard to small businesses that don't need dynamic sites or CMS-like functionality. It's basically a prettified business card.

It's HTML/CSS hosted out of /var/www/ by nginx. Stupidly easy. I might just download Filezilla to update the site in the future. I've put around 20 hours into it. About half of that was in Figma laying things out. 6-8 hours in Inkscape and Krita doing graphics, and the rest in HTML and CSS.

What does gyrate dot org think? Should I end my life?

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brandan
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Thanks for all the great questions, everyone!

LowinhibBitch
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Would you be open to doing these AMAs weekly?

brandan
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That's a great idea. We've uncovered a lot in this AMA, but there's so much more that everybody on the internet should know about me.

gyrate
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Looks great! I can make things work, but I suck at making them look good. It's a minor miracle that I was even able to make this place. But why is everything in Fort Smith, AR 1/3 the price of everything where I live? Should I move to Fort Smith, AR and retire? And why don't you just let Cloudflare or GitHub Pages host stuff like this for free?

brandan
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Thanks. I'm always surprised when something ends up looking good. It's different doing a link aggregator style site, because the content is dynamic and there are a lot of moving parts and different things that affect the design and layout. What can you really do with it presentationally that any other similar site doesn't already do? Give it a distinct color scheme, a logo you like, and the rest of the presentational effort is more a matter of user experience than design. I like the way your site looks, and the fact that it follows from your genuine interest in building something and take care of it.

Arkansas is full.

I didn't consider Cloudflare or GH, but I already have a server I use for other clients with more complex sites, so I just threw it up there.

Lurkerpillarc304
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while you're doing the digital equivalent of coloring books...i am smashing stuff with hammers and screwing screws in and shit like a real man. have fun growing tits, retard! now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to drink a beer and have sex with a sexy lady

LowinhibBitch
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Sex is gay.