I've noticed people get more upset when you use emojis more often. 😈 The keyboard shortcut for the emoji keyboard is now part of my muscle memory 💪, and I believe my emoji usage is at an expert level 👑, which means I'm encountering emoji bugs 🐞 that only the top 1% of emoji users are likely to encounter. For example, it seems that after opening the emoji keyboard several thousand times per day, it simply stops working until I restart 🔄 my computer. I hate doing that though, because it takes precious time ⏳ away from my important trolling work 🧌. This forces me to keep several "emoji keyboard" websites open in separate tabs so I can copy and paste the appropriate emojis, which also slows down my work. 😭

Every emoji in this post was copy and pasted from a terrible emoji keyboard website, which is why it took so long. If I missed any good emojis, please post them below.