It blows my mind when I see how often people go to the doctor, and for the ridiculously minor reasons. I haven't been to a doctor in decades. What the hell could the need possibly be to go to the doctor when you have a fever or a cold or some seasonal bullshit? WTF do the doctors even do?

Me: Hey doc, good to see you again since last week when I came in. This week my temperature is 99f and I'm kind of sweaty.

Doctor: Okay, here is your AIDs medication and would you mind crawling into that MRI machine for me thanks.

It doesn't make any sense to me. People who go to the doctor are retarded. If you go to the doctor for a cold or the flu and you aren't a 90 year old woman, then I will assume you are a brainblasted moron, and I will harbor secret negativity toward you while poorly feigning easily-detected condescending pleasantry whenever I interact with you (the Reddit disposition with the INTJ stare, if you're capable of comprehending that [idiot]).

WHy..yes, I would love to see another picture of your 13 year old cat