dear gyrate dot org. my favorite thing about riding my motorcycle is when I am alone on the road, inches away from death, scanning traffic for potential obstacles, and some big fat boomer thunders by on his hamley davidson blasting guns n roses or creedence or some kind of elevator country. it's my favorite part of riding my motorcycle, because that fat pig will give me the super secret inverse motorcycle club roman salute, as if to say...you are riding a motorcycle? I am also riding motorcycle, and, you know what? they're always right. we are always both riding motorcycles.

what kind of boring motorcycle ride would it be if I weren't reminded 1-10 times per ride that I am, in fact, riding my motorcycle? I might forget and accidentally try to turn the steering wheel or lean back into my non-existent car seat and fall right off my motorcycle!