That means if you don't have your own website, I consider myself superior to you. You wouldn't even be allowed to use the Internet if it were up to me. You should see the amazing website I made. It's really great. Tremendous even. Some say it's the best ever created. I can't remember the URL right now, except that it starts with https:// and has some dots, but I'll be sure to let you all know when I remember it. And when that time comes, I hope you'll be prepared to live the most wonderful experience of your life.

I have to go now. I'm in the middle of a big bike race.