Claude told me that it sucks, because it doesn't have enough CTAs (YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT IF YOU DON'T CALL US NOW), it tells people what the company does, not what it is (IN THIS COMPANY WE BELIEVE IN LOVE, TOLERANCE, AND DIVERSITY), and it doesn't tell visitors how it will improve their lives (OUR COMPANY WILL TAKE AS MUCH OF YOUR MONEY AS POSSIBLE TO TAKE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO DO AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE). It recommended adding personable information to the bios (BRANDAN LIKES TO EAT THE LITTLE SUGAR STICKS FROM THE FUN DIP PACKAGES AND THEN DUMP THE POWDER INTO HIS MOUTH ONE ENTIRE POUCH AT A TIME BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY INHALES THE POWDER AND THEN COUGHS THE POWDER ALL OVER HIS KEYBOARD. VINCENT LIKES PLAYING ROBLOX EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ADULT). Basically all of the things I intentionally avoided doing, because I don't care about people finding the site and contacting me. I just wanted to work on the site to make it look cool and have fun, and to also practice some SEO stuff.

Please don't cancel me on Twitter. I'm a really cool guy. Rate my web site.