Monthly Archives: April 2006

Gyrate.org Stock

Well, what do you know? Gyrate.org stock is worth $15 per share. Better get yours now, because there are only 114 shares available!

Fake news

What do you think of the idea of corporations using actors to create their own newscasts, which they submit to local news stations and actually get played during the real news? Well, you might be surprised to find out that it’s happening already.

Vegetarian diets cause major weight loss

A new scientific review shows that vegetarian diets cause major weight loss. This article contains some truly fascinating quotes, such as:
Vegetarian populations tend to be slimmer than meat-eaters, and they experience lower rates of heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, and other life-threatening conditions linked to overweight and obesity.
In other words, it took a [...]

War on Christianity?

I was shocked and appalled when I discovered the new war on Christians and the “values voter!” “Oh no,” I exclaimed! Although I’m not a Christian, I don’t believe anyone should be persecuted for their religious beliefs. I’m also a voter, and I have values, so needless to say, I was concerned!
But [...]